Hello Friend!
I am a student at the Southern Oregon University of Ashland Oregon (Wikipedia Entry). I am writing to you in the strictest confidence, for I have FREE TIME and am in need of transfer of this FREE TIME. It will be divided into three parts, the larger going to Improvised Music, another portion going to Writing, but the remainder will be deposited into Board Games and Card Games. If you are able to help me make this transfer of FREE TIME, please send an invite immediately. I accept CEPHALOPOD, PENTE, PHUTBALL, OWARE, and PAH-TUM.
Awaiting your reply eagerly,
TRISTAN JAMES PARKER, Prince of Seattle Washington.
